donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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fake-mermaid:

wtf is this update

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nokturnal:

tyleroakley:

lindsaychrist:

i wont let this video die

nobody should

@orang3s

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plot twist: an actual teenager would play the role of a teenager in a movie
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bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

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meulin-weipon:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

image

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u-serist:

theroguefeminist:

batched:

I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.

I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.

so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic

How, how, how, could that possibly be interpreted that way.  Just that statement by itself is baffling.

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fightblr:

flaming-scrotum:

muggleland:

the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings

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fashion

Now is the time to reblog this.
I’ve been awaiting this picture.

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paul-blart-molly-cop:

 

robelessd:

the holy trinity

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sansatyler:

two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about

  • harry potter
  • high school musical

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swarnpert:

destroy all rich people who shit on poor people

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A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
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