theonqreyjoy:

oceanflowerbird:

The best kinds of laughter:

  • Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
  • Feeling a six-pack coming up
  • Tears coming out of your eyes

#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three

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chaiteaprincess:

sofakeitsfox:

Remember when every girl wanted this phone

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yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block

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dreaminglyy:

awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

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godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

(via sexuallyactivegrandma)

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jakemalik:

taylorthebloody:

ppitte:

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

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Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

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theanti90smovement:

Aa Bb Cc Dd Ee Ff Gg Hh Ii Jj Kk Ll Mm Nn Oo Pp Qq Rr Ss Tt Uu Vv Ww Xx Yy Zz

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problackgirl:

r-dash2013:

problackgirl:

*99% of black people all agree that something is offensive*

1 black person comes out with their cooning self and says ‘actually you know what I’m black and I don’t find this offensive tbh’

White people: OMG FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT. YESSSS. SEE YOU GUYS ARE OVERREACTING. WE ALL BLEED RED WE ALL SUFFER EQUALLY. WE ALL BURN IN THE SUN!!!!!!!!

who the fuck thinks everyone burns in the sunlight?

White people

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"go talk to ya other hoes"

a girl in love wit u (via coolboyclub)

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codenameswagg:

LMAO PLEASE WATCH THIS 😂😂

this is important

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free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

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tastefullyoffensive:

The face of a new father of quadruplets… [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

The face of a new father of quadruplets… [x]

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guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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