the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

urined:

wtf someone draw me and make me look hot

sendificator:

BUT LIKE REMEMBER WHEN M.I.A. FLIPPED THE BIRD AT THE SUPER BOWL AND PEOPLE CALLED HER DIRTY AND TRASHY AND NOW JENN LAWRENCE FLIPS THE BIRD AT THE OSCARS AND SUDDENLY ITS A QUIRKY CUTE AWKWARD THING TO DO WOW #WHITEHISTORYCLASSES

vagisodium:

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

shutupaubrey:

you:

me:

marypoppinthatpussy:

javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought

dont forget the expiration date and security code on the back baby

you’re about as irrelevant as Mean Girls 2

versacebitch:

loungezombie:

versacebitch:

the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it

i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag