siouxzie-queue:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.

siouxzie-queue:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.

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surprisebitch:

surprisebitch:

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unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

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ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

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aubreygram:

if you do not think mike brown’s murder is because of racism unfollow me please. i am dead serious i don’t want your kind near my blog. to say that this whole thing isn’t because of racism is racist in and of itself

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50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

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unpretty-princess:

manhatinglesbian:

revolution-of-the-self:

niceandpeaceful:

Please watch the video.

I’m getting scared as fuck to be alive right now.

Fuck

Don’t let it disappear. Not now, not ever.

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raindropmaster:

wow

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postracialcomments:

postracialcomments:

postracialcomments:

postracialcomments:

Yall…….Chris Hayes.. (not confirmed yet)

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heirofslytherin:

Guess who goes back to school tomorrow?

Not me.

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shrekjpeg:

me: goes to see someones blog

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me: actually u kno what nvm

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