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laughgiant: crimsonflowerz: Rule #1: The Doctor lies He’s...

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:39:05 -0400

crimsonflowerz:

Rule #1: The Doctor lies

He’s not a cat person when Rose is paying attention to the cat instead of him.

earthnation: will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:38:30 -0400

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

tears-pain-and-gay: coolman229: Oh my gosh I just realized David TENnant He played the TENth...

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:37:41 -0400

tears-pain-and-gay:

coolman229:

Oh my gosh

I just realized

David TENnant

He played the TENth Doctor.

Matt SmELEVENith

He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.

It took me a very long time to realise Matt Smith doesn’t have the word eleven in it

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Thu, 23 May 2013 03:37:25 -0400

bayconbit: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: r0dents: fireflufferz: sigh-asdfghjkl: andrewhussies...

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:37:17 -0400

bayconbit:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

r0dents:

fireflufferz:

sigh-asdfghjkl:

andrewhussiesbosom:

[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders

[8th grade voice] ugh 7th graders

[7th grade voice] ugh 6th graders

[6th grade voice] haha ‘penis’

[5th grade voice] *gasp* you said penis

[College voice] haha ‘penis’

iamboredletsshootthewall: zukowantshonorforchristmas: rawrsamsa...

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:37:05 -0400

iamboredletsshootthewall:

zukowantshonorforchristmas:

rawrsamsadino:

John Green everyone

#wow cutie patootie

I have never before heard my favourite author referred to as a cutie patootie.

But I don’t disagree.

I mean he is kind of adorable

I’ve never not reblogged John Green.

elisetheawesome: kyoukokiriqiri: why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something...

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:36:53 -0400

elisetheawesome:

kyoukokiriqiri:

why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”

or ”the crimson horror”

tyrotheterrible: neph-le-geek: pitbap: lmnpnch: The Avengers...

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:36:20 -0400

tyrotheterrible:

neph-le-geek:

pitbap:

lmnpnch:

The Avengers poster banner vs. concept art by Ryan Meinerding

#it’s like tony stark got his hands on the concept art #and decided it wasn’t good enough

‘Move me to the front.’

‘More lady butts.’

‘Make Thor look less heroic. I’m the real hero here.’

‘MORE EXPLOSIONS.’

‘LASERS.’

‘Better add some smoke and fires.’

‘Flip over that ugly taxi.’

‘I guess put Steve up by my side or something?’

#’what about some naked ladies can we get some naked ladies on this thing somewhere’ #’mr stark i don’t think… this poster needs to be hung in public places—’ #’okay fine fine right i hear ya better stick with more explosions then’ #’mr stark there’s already smoke in the background and—’ #’MORE EXPLOSIONS. and have us standing IN THE EXPLOSIONS to show how badass we are. also make me taller than cap thanks perfect’ #seriously only tony stark would request more lasers on his poster

egberts: people who say ilu instead of ily get me so heated

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:34:33 -0400

egberts:

people who say ilu instead of ily get me so heated

thefaultsinourself: densofaxis: the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:33:49 -0400

thefaultsinourself:

densofaxis:

the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off

that is beautiful

Smoothest move ever

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:56:44 -0400

Smoothest move ever

jesussbabymomma: jesussbabymomma: is it petsmart or petsmart thanks

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:56:26 -0400

jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

is it petsmart or petsmart

thanks

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Thu, 23 May 2013 02:56:16 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 02:56:06 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 02:55:58 -0400

hungarian: tumblr has desensitized me to humor like i used to laugh at a lot more things but now...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:55:49 -0400

hungarian:

tumblr has desensitized me to humor like i used to laugh at a lot more things but now everything seems old & i feel like i’m 57 yrs old

-annoying: one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says “is that why you get off the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:55:38 -0400

-annoying:

one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says

“is that why you get off the computer sometimes”

squidwurd: i got an email from google saying my ads were disabled because i violated their policy...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:55:25 -0400

squidwurd:

i got an email from google saying my ads were disabled because i violated their policy by having “adult or mature content” on my blog and this was the picture they said was the violation

tentacruels: On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:55:12 -0400

tentacruels:

On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful

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Thu, 23 May 2013 02:54:53 -0400